covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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