So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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