thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
it glows. i had to have it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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