I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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