Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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