we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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