So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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