yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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