Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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