just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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