dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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