My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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