Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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