This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
do herpes really smell.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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