# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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