I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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