You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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