Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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