Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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