It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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