oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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