wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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