It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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