he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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