Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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