My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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