put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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