capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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