I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We're facebook friends in real life
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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