I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny