I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
