can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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