what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
