Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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