Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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