We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
