okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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