Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
