i barfeds in our rink
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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