There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize