Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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