I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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