Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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