i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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