she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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