But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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