i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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