who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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