There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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