They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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