he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Randomize
