But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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