she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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