So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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