She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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